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Offline GrayBeard

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Proctologist?
« on: October 20, 2010, 06:05:44 pm »
I remember the twin boys who always wanted to be together and so after High School they went to Medical School together but there they separated when choosing their 'Specialties'.
One became a Pshychiatrist and the other a Proctologist.

After their residencies they wanted to open a joint practice but werre stuck on what to name their joint practice and offices.

After many weeks of construction and searching they finally asked the construction foreman what he thought they should name it and when he answered they immediately went to the architect and had him design a fancy sign for the front of the building.

At the grand opening the sign was revealed and there it was....


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Re: Proctologist?
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2010, 06:31:19 pm »
Funny GB!
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Re: Proctologist?
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2010, 06:39:26 pm »
That story is almost as OLD as I am!!!

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Re: Proctologist?
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2010, 02:36:16 am »
Yeh as old as that ??
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Re: Proctologist?
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2010, 06:26:45 am »
That's not old it's ancient.  ::) LOL
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Re: Proctologist?
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2010, 09:27:05 am »
GB,
Your proctologist called, he found your head.

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Re: Proctologist?
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2010, 11:05:17 am »
ROG!!!

Is that a "Flame"???

I thought that story was hilarious when I was 10 years old!
My God! That was a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago!

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Re: Proctologist?
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2010, 04:55:12 pm »
Still Smiling GB. All happy when I go to bed in a while it's 23hours here.
David

 

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