Bubba and Willie Joe walk into a restaurant.
While having a bite to eat, they are discussing their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. Bubba looks at her and says,
'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The Bubba walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long, sloppy lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
Willie Joe says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' 'Works like a charm, don't it!"
~~~GB~~~
