Universal Laws...#1 thru #5

[GrayBeard]

 UNIVERSAL LAWS

 

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

~~~GB~~~

[Marcellarius]

very nice GB, there's a lot of murphy content in those laws!

[jimbo]

The phone one happens all the time especially when a toll call is made
Jimbo

[dgman]

Hey GB, Like Marcel said, Those are all Murphy's Laws! I often say That someday I'm going to write a book on all the Murphy's Laws that have pertained to me. someday!

[Russ C]

I would say #2 happens to me allot. 

[Dawie]

Ye Russ #2 happens quite a lot around here too.
David