Author Topic: Sick Joke (Read 1240 times)

northie66 · « **on:** September 26, 2010, 05:53:57 pm »

Q - What's a math teacher do when he's constipated?

A - He works it out with a pencil.

LMAO! I'm a sick woman I tell ya!

dgman · « **Reply #1 on:** September 26, 2010, 07:27:05 pm »

I know you colored your hair today Janet, Are you sure it's not really blond under there?

jimbo · « **Reply #2 on:** September 27, 2010, 01:36:24 am »

OH
Jimbo

yyyyyguy · « **Reply #3 on:** September 27, 2010, 09:15:02 am »

yeah - i think i've heard of that math teacher - used to go by the name "THE DIARREA KID", wrote that book called "SLIPPERY SADDLE"

northie66 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 27, 2010, 07:38:06 pm »

hahaha yyyyyguy!

Well, my joke went over like a fart in church. ha!

Russ C · « **Reply #5 on:** September 27, 2010, 08:09:12 pm »

More like a poot in a space suit.

northie66 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 27, 2010, 08:31:57 pm »

Like a cup of cold spit.

dgman · « **Reply #7 on:** September 27, 2010, 08:45:20 pm »

Or like peeing in a wetsuit.

boxmaker · « **Reply #8 on:** September 29, 2010, 07:43:07 pm »

Hey Yyyyyguy When you mentioned the book I thought of another book,
Yellow River by I. P. Daily. Ha Ha Ha

Mark

Rapid Roger · « **Reply #9 on:** September 29, 2010, 09:54:22 pm »

Mark,
A more apt one for this post might be, "Underneath the Bleachers" by Semore Butts.

Rog

jimbo · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2010, 01:46:09 am »

Not a fart in church Janet it is in a bottle, at least you can keep it
Jimbo

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