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Offline Chase

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Friday's Humor
« on: September 17, 2010, 09:44:19 am »
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
 Been living with for the last 40 years.
 
 The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
 That were used to put the curse on you.'
 
 The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

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Re: Friday's Humor
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2010, 11:22:51 am »
Hey Chase, I take it your not "happily" married! ::)
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Re: Friday's Humor
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2010, 11:32:43 am »
He doesn't need a wizzard - he needs a divorce court!
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Re: Friday's Humor
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2010, 11:54:06 am »
LMAO, another good one there Chase.   :o  :o  :o
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Re: Friday's Humor
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2010, 12:33:19 pm »
    I try to use "Love and Obey", doesn't work! Dave 8)
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Re: Friday's Humor
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2010, 12:34:16 pm »
it's not the curse that is the problem,
He forgot to mention that he said "I DO" to activate the curse ;D
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Re: Friday's Humor
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2010, 01:12:00 pm »
Actually we have been doing very well for many years.  Have two sons, 44 and 53 (we were 8 when we had him) the 2d one was born the year the tv broke.  LOL

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Re: Friday's Humor
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2010, 12:47:41 pm »
LOL Chase
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