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Offline GrayBeard

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The Magistrate....
« on: September 14, 2010, 10:46:09 am »
The 'drunk' was hauled into the courtroom and placed before the Magistrate.

The Magistrate said, "Have you ever been up before me before?"

The 'drunk' replied..."Gee Judge, I don't know. What time do you get up?"

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Re: The Magistrate....
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2010, 02:33:16 pm »
 ;D Nice one GB.
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Re: The Magistrate....
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2010, 02:57:25 pm »
LOL. Now that's a Contempt charge.  :o
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Re: The Magistrate....
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2010, 02:24:03 am »
hahaha :D
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