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WoodJunky

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85-year-old grandfather
« on: September 10, 2010, 05:41:01 am »
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.
"How are you grandpa?" he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they ring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it.I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well.

The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed!"

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Re: 85-year-old grandfather
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2010, 06:38:41 am »
Hahaha!  Cute!

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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2010, 06:43:57 am »
LMAO, Good one there WoodJunky.  8)
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Re: 85-year-old grandfather
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2010, 09:51:40 am »
LMAO !!!!
great  ;D
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Re: 85-year-old grandfather
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2010, 11:18:08 am »
Whatever works at that age!

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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2010, 05:36:01 pm »
That got a smile out of me! ;D
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Re: 85-year-old grandfather
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2010, 03:28:38 pm »
I have heard that this practice is also being used in some Nursing Homes but has ceased in others due to an increase in STD's among the residents and the onset of total physical fatigue among the greatly 'out-numbered' MALE residents!

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Re: 85-year-old grandfather
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2010, 06:23:49 am »
 ;D LOL. Nice find.
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