A good shot!

[Rapid Roger]

Vic stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole  for what seemed to be an eternity. He waggled, stood, waggled, backed off, steped up, and waggled again for several minutes.
Finally Jim said, "What's the problem?"
"My wife is watching me from the balcony on the club house and, I want to make a pefect shot." replied Vic.
"Get serious!" said Jim."You can't hit her from here!!!"

Rog

[Dawie]

  LOL.
David

[Marcellarius]

I like this kind of jokes!

LOL  

[GrayBeard]

Golfer tees off, shouts "FORE" and sure enough hits a woman standing in the fairway.
As he approaches the woman's husband yells, "You idiot you hit my wife with your golf ball!"

So the guy who hit the tee shot calmly reaches in his golf bag, pulls out a brand new Titleist, hands it to the irate husband and says,
"Here, take a shot at mine!"

<rimshot>

~~~GB~~~