A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Ole, I am goin' huntin" tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients."
"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
"So, Ole,
How was your day?"
Ole told him that he took car e of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had his stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't
seen a man in over two years!!"
"Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes!"
