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Enlightenment
« on: July 19, 2010, 07:42:47 pm »
Confused
   
I  became confused when I heard the word 'service'  used with these agencies:
 
  Internal Revenue  'Service'
  U.S. Postal  'Service'
  Telephone 'Service'
  Cable TV 'Service'   
  Civil  'Service'
  Federal, State, City, County & Public 'Service'
  Customer 'Service'

  This is not what I  thought 'service' meant.
 
   But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows.
 
 SHAZAM!!!  It all came into focus.  Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.   
 
  You are now as enlightened as I am.

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Re: Enlightenment
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2010, 07:48:14 pm »
Hey Chase, It says wright on your website that you provide a service! ::)
Dan In Southern California

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Re: Enlightenment
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2010, 08:28:24 pm »
Do you make house calls chase?   :P

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Re: Enlightenment
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2010, 09:27:22 pm »
GREAT!

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Re: Enlightenment
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2010, 09:34:20 pm »
Janet, you must be hilarious to be with, I like the off color remarks you come up with. No punt intended. Good for you I just love it and it adds a little humor and spice to the site. You, Chase and Graybeard make a good team.

Mike
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Re: Enlightenment
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2010, 12:17:46 am »
Maybe we should go on the telly as a comedy team!

I can see it now.....

"ScrollSaw Comedy Jam"

~~~GrayBeard~~~
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Re: Enlightenment
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2010, 08:55:11 am »
Thanks for enlightning me Chase. I can just imaging that threesome on the tele :P
David

northie66

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Re: Enlightenment
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2010, 05:29:16 pm »
Thanks Mike... that was sweet of you to say.

I ain't going on no telly... it adds 10 lbs!

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Re: Enlightenment
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2010, 01:28:14 am »
ROLMFAO!!!  All of you.  I need help gettin off the floor on this one.  Hey Chase, I want a piece of the service too, will you share with Janet! 

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Re: Enlightenment
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2010, 11:26:35 am »
Janet, you must be hilarious to be with, I like the off color remarks you come up with. No punt intended. Good for you I just love it and it adds a little humor and spice to the site. You, Chase and Graybeard make a good team.

Mike

I even have a name for us Mike.  How does

The Dynamic Trio sound?

Hey, come on, they all can't be knee slappers.

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Re: Enlightenment
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2010, 08:01:43 pm »
Hey Chase, I really like that, maybe we are on to something GOOD.

Mike
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