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Offline GrayBeard

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Vacation Planning...redneck style!
« on: July 16, 2010, 01:04:41 am »
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,
"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation.
Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."
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Re: Vacation Planning...redneck style!
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2010, 03:14:20 am »
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Re: Vacation Planning...redneck style!
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2010, 03:48:40 am »
 :D gorgeous !!

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Re: Vacation Planning...redneck style!
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2010, 07:08:41 am »
LOL  Darn Earline, cann't leave her alone for one minute.  ::)
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Re: Vacation Planning...redneck style!
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2010, 11:23:51 am »
Very Good ;D
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Re: Vacation Planning...redneck style!
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2010, 02:20:50 pm »
LMAO

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Re: Vacation Planning...redneck style!
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2010, 03:03:16 pm »
Reminds me of the story of the 2 good ol boys out for a drive.  They passed a gas station with a sign that advertised a contest with a prize of free sex.  One said "That's a lie!  I bought gas there last week and didn't win nothing."  The other replied, "Nope, it's true!  My wife won twice just last week herself!".
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Re: Vacation Planning...redneck style!
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2010, 09:01:22 pm »
Hahaha!  Funny stuff!

 

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