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lennywin

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One more
« on: May 01, 2014, 04:07:52 pm »
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The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
 

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Re: One more
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2014, 04:09:08 pm »
nice one Lenny
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2014, 04:55:38 pm »
Yeh I'd have to leave the earrings as well.
Ta for the giggle.

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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2014, 12:47:25 am »
hahaha, must be a blond... LOL
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2014, 02:08:35 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2014, 05:27:09 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D good one.
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