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Offline jerry1939

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Joke of the Day
« on: April 17, 2014, 12:21:35 pm »
If the wife says to you, "If anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new."

Apparently "Anything" didn't include getting stuck in a traffic jam.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2014, 02:15:39 pm »
LOL ;D :D ;D
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2014, 06:01:11 am »
 :D :D :D : :D

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2014, 07:13:15 am »
Very good  :D :D :D :D :D

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