Theatre Seats For Seniors
An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,
"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The old man just groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more
impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to
call the manager."
Once again, the old man just groaned. The usher marched briskly back
up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled
man, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police.
The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right
buddy what's your name?"
"Fred," the old man moaned.
"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the police officer.
With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred
replied, "The balcony."
