IF George W. Bush were still President of the U.S.A., he would not have stood for the Russian aggression in the Ukraine.
He would have invaded New Zealand by now.
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A Tennessee redneck went over to his buddies house and appeared shaken up.
The friend asked, "What's wrong?"
The guy said, "I came home soooo drunk that I had just slept with my 3rd cousin last night."
The friend told him that if it bothered him so much, he should quit counting.