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The Punk Rocker in the E.R. .... <PG-13>
« on: July 05, 2010, 07:10:12 pm »
 As a nurse I was on duty in the Emergency Room ...
when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety
of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered..... It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery...
When she was completely disrobed and on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
wrote a short note on the patient's dressing,
which said 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'

Submitted by an RN no name given!
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Re: The Punk Rocker in the E.R. .... <PG-13>
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2010, 05:50:05 pm »
Where do you find all this things GB. Liked that one.
David

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Re: The Punk Rocker in the E.R. .... <PG-13>
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2010, 08:17:47 pm »
Sounds like perhaps Reader's Digest humor section?

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Re: The Punk Rocker in the E.R. .... <PG-13>
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2010, 08:59:45 pm »
Nope...the only magazines I read are Scrolling mags and Computer mags!

I have lots of friends around the country who enjoy the same kinds of stories and we are constantly swapping them back and forth!

That is why sometimes I might post a 'repeat'!

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