Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear and a Drop Dead Gorgeous Nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked deep & steady into my Eyes and I heard her slowly say,
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
I managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your breasts, then." ?