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Offline GrayBeard

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How was I born???? <pg-13>
« on: June 23, 2010, 10:19:03 pm »
A  little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I  born?'

The  father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you
will need to find  out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room  on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we  met at a cyber-cafe..  We sneaked into a secluded room, and  googled each other.  There your mother agreed to a download  from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we  discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it  was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little  Pop-Up appeared that said:




READY?????




"You've Got MALE!" 
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Re: How was I born???? <pg-13>
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2010, 11:58:21 pm »
You Know GrayBeard that is so corny, but I loved it!
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Re: How was I born???? <pg-13>
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2010, 12:02:25 am »
Please sir may I have some more corn? ;D
Dan In Southern California

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Re: How was I born???? <pg-13>
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2010, 11:28:47 am »
Yep, an oldie but still a goodie...Jaun is still laughing over it.  HEHEHEHEHE

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Re: How was I born???? <pg-13>
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2010, 02:18:05 pm »
Thyat joke has been around the block a time or two. LOL  :)
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Re: How was I born???? <pg-13>
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2010, 02:20:42 pm »
So have WE, Russ....So have We!!!

Some day we will find our way back!!!!
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Re: How was I born???? <pg-13>
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2010, 08:47:05 am »
Odie but goody.
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