This is a true story for those who really wonder, "did this really happen"
A very well known local doctor retired and the event was marked with a banquet in his honor. During the dinner his daughter, who is also an accomplished doctor stood and after she had the attention of the whole place asked her father," Dad, throughout your career did you ever examine a rectum and fine absolutely no tumours, or cysts or other conditions." Her father responded by saying, " yes, they are few and far between but every now and then you will come across a perfect ...........a**hole". I had to share the thought.