Newfie goes to a bar in Saskatchewan, the newfie gets in his car as the police car sits at the corner watching,the newfie starts his car sets of the alarm wipers backs up 2 ft drives forwards n shuts off his car,does this several times ,then gets out of opens the trunk n gets his fishing pole starts up the car buy this time everyone's gone hm the cop comes up n asks u drinking tonight sir no I'm the designated decoy
