Had to report this one for my math teacher friends!
Mathematical Proof that Women are Evil
First we state that women require time and money
Women = Time x Money
And since time is money
Time = Money
which means that we get
Women = Money x Money
So then,
Women = Money ^2 (Money squared)
Everyone knows that money is the root of all evil
Money = √Evil
By substitution we can see that
Women = (√Evil) ^2
Therefor we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil