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Offline cdrover(Clyde)

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This is risky!
« on: June 10, 2013, 06:58:25 pm »

Had to report this one for my math teacher friends!

 Mathematical Proof that Women are Evil

 First we state that women require time and money
 Women = Time x Money

 And since time is money
 Time = Money

 which means that we get
 Women = Money x Money

 So then,
 Women = Money ^2 (Money squared)

 Everyone knows that money is the root of all evil
 Money = √Evil

 By substitution we can see that
 Women = (√Evil) ^2

 Therefor we are forced to conclude that
 Women = Evil    ;D ;D ;D
 
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Re: This is risky!
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2013, 08:06:55 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2013, 07:57:35 am »
Not sure I agree, but maybe that's what makes them so much fun.  I do know they can bring out the evil in me sometimes.
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Re: This is risky!
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2013, 09:55:39 pm »
I have been called evil on a number of occasions.  :o :o :o  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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