A high school senior and cheerleader got pretty close with the captain of the football team and got pregnant. He ran off and joined the Marines and wouldn't marry her and she had to give the twins up for adoption when they were born.
Unfortunately they could not be kept together and one was adopted by an Indian family and named Ahmal. The other was adopted by a Venezuelan family and his name was Juan.
Many years later after a happy marriage the mother decided to try and find her twins. They were finally located and the woman and her husband invited them to come back and meet their 'birth mother' at Christmas. Well as luck would have it there was a snowstorm in the east and Ahmal was snowed in at Dulles airport and it looked like he wouldn't make it home.
The lady was beside herself and giving her husband fits. He finally asked what was so wrong and she replied that she wanted to see BOTH her TWINS.
Exasperated he said, "I don't see what the big deal is after all...
If you see Juan you've seen Ahmal!"
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