I stopped at Dick's Sporting Goods today on my way home from the Golf Course. I wanted to try on some new golf shoes and I got stuck with the Dumbest Blonde I've ever met. I noticed her staring at my (groin) area and curiously chocking her head to the side... I looked down and noticed a big Bulge in my pocket... OH, Hey, those are just Golf Balls... She Probably thought I was just happy to see her..
Anyhow, I tried on a couple pairs of shoes. Each time the Blonde returned with a new size shoe, she had a weird new look on her face.. She couldn't keep her eyes of my Groin area... Frankly, it was making me rather uncomfortable... I tried to adjust the golf balls in my pocket so that they didn't stick out quite so far, but the stares continued...
Finally she leans in and asks "Are they very painful? Golf Balls... I once had Tennis Elbow and the swelling was terribly painful"...