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Offline GrayBeard

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A very lovely lady.....
« on: April 24, 2013, 12:08:36 am »
was escorted to the dentist's examination room, towel placed around her neck and told that the Dr. would be right in.
When the Dr. walked up to the chair he told her to open wide.

When she opened her mouth she also reached out and cradled his 'jewels' in her outstretched hand.

Next she smiled sweetly, looked into his eyes and said huskily....

"We are NOT going to hurt each other now are we?"

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Re: A very lovely lady.....
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2013, 02:55:32 am »
 :o :o :o :o :o :o   :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: A very lovely lady.....
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2013, 06:07:32 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D good one GB
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Re: A very lovely lady.....
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2013, 06:05:01 pm »
OMG........ you guys are on a roll today........... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A very lovely lady.....
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2013, 07:13:07 pm »
another good one, thanks for the laugh ;D ;D
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Re: A very lovely lady.....
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2013, 10:12:28 pm »
LOL


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