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a newly wed delima
« on: January 27, 2013, 06:03:55 pm »
Pease excuse the four-letter words toward the end of the following story....
I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same;
I hope that you will understand.
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! Soromantic."
Suddenly she burst out crying.
"But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -
things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful four-letter words! You've got to
take me home! PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband
and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT four-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so
Embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your
Mother these horrible four-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama, he used words like:
DUST, WASH,IRON and COOK ."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said her mother .
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Re: a newly wed delima
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2013, 07:57:26 pm »
A few years back I MC'd a weeding and that was one of the jokes I told. Good one too. :D :D
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Re: a newly wed delima
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2013, 03:34:49 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: a newly wed delima
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2013, 08:07:11 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: a newly wed delima
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2013, 12:21:49 pm »
Sorry it was a wedding, not a weed ing as previously stated. I got to proofread before posting :-*
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Re: a newly wed delima
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2013, 12:41:33 pm »
LOL good one


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Re: a newly wed delima
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2013, 08:05:26 pm »
that was a goody!!! kep em coming!!

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Re: a newly wed delima
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2013, 04:12:21 am »
Hahahaha,

didn't see that coming
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