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king310

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Learning in the Library
« on: January 29, 2013, 01:03:44 pm »
A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you??

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right??

The guy then responded with a loud voice: ?$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!?

All the people in the library looked at the girl who was now in shock.

The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people."
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Offline Keefie

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Re: Learning in the Library
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2013, 01:52:02 pm »
I just study the Scrollsaw Forum, and learned to put down coffee before reading jokes . good one lol  :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Learning in the Library
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2013, 02:02:04 pm »
That is a lesson you have to learn quickly on this forum Keefie. I found it cheaper than buying SCREEN WIPES. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Learning in the Library
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2013, 02:44:31 pm »
LOL :) ;D :D

first lesson should be, don't talk in the library  8)
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Re: Learning in the Library
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2013, 02:54:28 pm »
LOL good one. ;D ;D
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Re: Learning in the Library
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2013, 05:33:37 pm »
I like that one. Now can I use it some time?????
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Re: Learning in the Library
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2013, 12:48:40 am »
hahahahahahahahahaha  LOVE IT.

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Re: Learning in the Library
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2013, 03:17:39 am »
Quote from: rob roy on January 29, 2013, 02:02:04 pm
That is a lesson you have to learn quickly on this forum Keefie. I found it cheaper than buying SCREEN WIPES. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Rob Roy.

I taught you early on and you were a good student, it only took 6 or 8 times.  ???
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