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Offline GrayBeard

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OOOOPS!!!!!!
« on: November 12, 2012, 09:29:01 pm »
A guy dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What pool?"

"Uh..... Is this 832-4821?"
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Offline Russ C

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Re: OOOOPS!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2012, 07:17:12 am »
 ::)  ::)  ::) LMBO  :D  :D  :D
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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2012, 08:03:26 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D thats it - no more coffee for me while reading these lol, got to clean up the monitor again now lol
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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2012, 12:23:39 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D  Good one.

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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2012, 12:42:05 pm »
.....sorry wrong number,  LOL. LOL.  ;D
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Re: OOOOPS!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2012, 03:35:28 pm »
NEVERMIND!!!! :o :o
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2012, 09:32:44 pm »
ROFLMAO :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

 

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