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Offline Keefie

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With age comes wisdom
« on: October 06, 2012, 02:46:12 pm »
A  guy is in his 70's and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his  boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
'Pick  me up.'

He looked around and couldn't see anyone.

He  thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice  say

again,'Pick me up.'

He looked in the water and  there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The  man said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm  talking to you.    Pick  me up, then kiss me; 
and  I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll  make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because 
I  will be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a short  time, reached over, picked
it  up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.

The frog  said, 'What, are you nuts?  Didn't you hear what I said? 
I  said, "Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride."'

He  opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 

   
'Nah.   At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.'


With  age comes wisdom.   

It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

Offline Russ C

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Re: With age comes wisdom
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2012, 07:48:06 pm »
 :D  :D  :D  :D  ROFLMBO  :D  :D  :D

Now that was funny right there.  :D
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Re: With age comes wisdom
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2012, 01:33:40 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: With age comes wisdom
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2012, 12:55:39 pm »
LOL,  :D ;D :D

BTW, does this means that guy's in there 70's don't know what to do with a beautiful bride anymore  8) ::)
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Re: With age comes wisdom
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2012, 01:41:38 pm »
They know what to do, it's just nothing works lol
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

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Re: With age comes wisdom
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2012, 01:46:48 pm »
Says You!

~~~GB~~~
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: With age comes wisdom
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2012, 01:49:06 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

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Re: With age comes wisdom
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2012, 09:51:01 pm »
They know what to do, it's just nothing works lol
That's what the little blue pill is for!
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Re: With age comes wisdom
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2012, 11:22:14 am »
Speaking of that little blue pill...

Have you noticed that there are almost as many TV commercials for ED as there are for 'feminine products'?

~~~GB~~~
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

 

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