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Offline Keefie

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3 Surgeons
« on: July 24, 2012, 06:26:06 pm »
Three surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon said "Electricians are the best, everything inside is colour coded."

The second surgeon says
"No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The third surgeon shuts them up when he says
"You're all wrong, Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart,no balls, no brains and no spine.
Plus the head and the ass are interchangeable"
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

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Re: 3 Surgeons
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2012, 08:59:56 pm »
LOL


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Re: 3 Surgeons
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2012, 09:59:11 pm »
HOW  TRUE  !
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Re: 3 Surgeons
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2012, 03:01:54 am »
LOL !!  ;D :D ;D
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