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Offline tvman44

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Boudreaux
« on: July 10, 2012, 01:46:23 pm »
Boudreau buys Clarice a new automatic  Jaguar XF

?She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won?t move at all.
 After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out Thibodeau, their best technician to check it out.  Thibodeau checks the car and can?t find nothing wrong with it.  So he axe Clarice: ?Are you sho you be using the rat gears, you??  Clarice is mad now, yeh?: ?You Fool, you idiot, how on earth you could axe me such a question?  I might be a blonde but I ain?t dumb you know!  Of course a?m using the rat gears; I use dat D during the day and dat N during the night.?
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Re: Boudreaux
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2012, 06:30:02 pm »
Love it lol  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Boudreaux
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2012, 07:17:47 am »
 ;D  ;D  ;D


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Re: Boudreaux
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2012, 10:37:42 am »
 LOL that one had a little corn in it.  ::)  ;D  ;D  ;D
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