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Offline slowcutter

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Impossibilities
« on: July 02, 2012, 11:11:47 am »
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out
  
Put your tongue back in fool.
  
10 Things I know about you...
  
1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot just like me, & everyone else does it, too,  so don't feel bad.
10) U are probably going to send this on to see who else falls for it
JP

S - ee
M - iracles
I - n
L - ife
E - veryday

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Re: Impossibilities
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2012, 11:29:27 am »
Oh yes, I fell all the way.  :D
I'm from North Dakota

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Re: Impossibilities
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2012, 12:28:07 pm »
OOOOPS!

Already forwarded!!!

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I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: Impossibilities
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2012, 05:08:51 pm »
Yep, a sucker is born every day!LOL

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Re: Impossibilities
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2012, 06:04:41 pm »
oops - I'm another one lol
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

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Re: Impossibilities
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2012, 07:18:10 pm »
LOL that was great! Had my tongue out as I read the put your tongue back in hehe. I really like this board.

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Re: Impossibilities
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2012, 09:39:41 pm »
Me too.   Sent it a bunch of friends.
MOONIE

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Re: Impossibilities
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2012, 04:01:31 am »
Hi slowcutter:
I can't write what I want because it will get deleted real fast (lol)
Hook, line and sinker.......got me
Has been forwarded
Thanks
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Re: Impossibilities
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2012, 10:14:22 am »
yepper....  All was true....  Blush!  Danny  :+}
Danny  :+}

 

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