After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
"Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a
10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $900,000.00 home, a $65,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding
up your side of things."
My wife, being a very reasonable woman told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car,
sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
