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Offline cdrover(Clyde)

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Little red Chevette
« on: March 30, 2012, 10:48:44 am »
A rich guy had just picked up his new Cadillac from the dealership. As he drove it proudly through the streets he came to a red light so he stopped. At the same time adjacent to him was a little red chevette was stpooed as well. The Cadillac owned took the opportunity to brag. He calls out the the chevette driver. "This is a brand new Cadillac I just paid $40,000 for it. The chevette drives calls back, "Does it have a TV." The cadillac driver replies "no". The chevette drived says, " Mine has one". The light turns green and the chevette pulls away. The cadillac driver is so upset that he goes back to the dealer and demands to have a TV installed. The guy at the dealership says that will cost $5,000. The cadliiac owner says "go ahead and install it, I want a TV in the car". Several days later he gets a call to pick up his car, and indeed the TV works perfectly. The cadillac driver drives around town looking for the chevette but has no luck until very early one morning he sees a little red car in the middle of a Walmart parking lot. So he drives over for a closer look and sure enough it is the same little red chevette. He hops out of the cadillac and approaches the little car. He notices that the car is moving up and down and swaying sideways a little and the windows are steamed up.. He knocks on the window several times before the owner or the chevette wipes the window with his hand and looks out. The cadillac owned shouts out, " I have a TV in my car. The owner of the chevette Replies, "and you got me out of the shower for that"..
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Offline Russ C

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Re: Little red Chevette
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2012, 10:55:09 am »
 ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)   Sorry but that one is full of corn.  ;)
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Re: Little red Chevette
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2012, 08:30:21 pm »
::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)   Sorry but that one is full of corn.  ;)
I'm telling you Russ, We need a "corn" button here!
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Re: Little red Chevette
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2012, 01:38:06 am »
A little corn now and then does help you smile though.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Little red Chevette
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2012, 07:41:53 am »
 ::) ::) ::)
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

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Re: Little red Chevette
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2012, 11:01:38 am »
Sorry you find the stuff I write corney. But, Please define CORN? Maybe we have different definitions. ;D ;D
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Re: Little red Chevette
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2012, 11:34:52 am »
It's all in fun Clyde. :D  Corn is just short for corny. Keep them coming and don't take offense cause sometimes we need a little Corn!
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Re: Little red Chevette
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2012, 02:50:39 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D

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