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Just a little funny
« on: March 26, 2012, 04:24:24 pm »
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they
couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.   

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt  as suitable would
have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and
they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.  After All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed,
everyone was astounded at the man's new face.  He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives
 just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.   He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you
for everything you did for me.   How can I possibly repay you?"
 
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek!"
 
If this doesn't make you smile ~ nothing will!

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Re: Just a little funny
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2012, 04:35:37 pm »
brilliant - just love it  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Just a little funny
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2012, 04:36:31 pm »
LOL


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Re: Just a little funny
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2012, 06:36:03 pm »
Hi Shegold. That is an absolute beauty. You owe me a new keyboard as it's now covered in coffee. LOL.
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Re: Just a little funny
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2012, 08:39:01 pm »
OMG, I am ROFLMBO. That is a classic. Still ROFLMBO  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
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Re: Just a little funny
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2012, 09:27:11 pm »
THAT'S  GREAT
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Re: Just a little funny
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2012, 01:25:40 am »
Love it, Love it, Love it.  :D :D :D :D

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Re: Just a little funny
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2012, 10:09:40 am »
I only wish I had had that opportunity,  ;D ;D
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Re: Just a little funny
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2012, 11:14:59 am »
Great one!!!    :) :) :) :D :D :D
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Re: Just a little funny
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2012, 12:09:59 pm »
That is why I never kiss a cheek.
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Re: Just a little funny
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2012, 07:03:05 pm »
Another good one SheGold, Thanks for the laugh. ;D ;D
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Re: Just a little funny
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2012, 12:57:52 pm »
LOL!! Thats bad...LOL!!!

 

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