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Offline cdrover(Clyde)

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Rabbit
« on: March 23, 2012, 07:21:09 pm »
A man is standing beside his car on a lonely stretch of the highway. A lady passes by and decides to stop to see if she could help. The conversation goes like this:
Woman, " Is there a problem"?
Man, " Yes , I was driving along and this rabbit runs across on front of me and I could help but hit it," he looks down at the rabbit on the side of the road, " I think is it dead".
The woman gets a closer look and says, " Just a minute" she runs back to her car, returns with a spray can and sprays the rabbit all over. To the mans surprise the rabbit jumps up and runs down the road. After running about 20 feet the rabbit turns and waves, he runs another 20 feet and turns and waves again. This continues until the rabbit is out of sight.
The man says," That is amazing, what was that stuff"?
The woman hands him the tin. The label on the can said, Hair Spray, revitalizes dead hair and adds permanent wave.  ;D ;D ;D
Did I put a smile on your face ;)
What are we here for but to help others. (Author unknown)
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Offline Russ C

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Re: Rabbit
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2012, 07:37:00 pm »
Rows and rows of corn in that one  ::)  ::)  ::), it also has been posted a few times. It did make me smile.  :)
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Re: Rabbit
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2012, 01:07:41 am »
 ::) ::) ::) ::)  :D :D

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