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Offline Keefie

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Men DO remember Anniversaries
« on: March 09, 2012, 05:17:28 pm »
A woman awakes during the night
to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him..

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table

with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye

and takes a sip of his coffee!!!!

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee:
'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' ... he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. 'Yes, I do honey'... she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily..

'Do you remember when your father caught us in
the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

'I would have been released today'
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

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Re: Men DO remember Anniversaries
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2012, 06:07:17 pm »
And THEN the fight started!!!

I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: Men DO remember Anniversaries
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2012, 06:59:27 pm »
LOL


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Re: Men DO remember Anniversaries
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2012, 10:03:04 pm »
Some things are best left unsaid.

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Re: Men DO remember Anniversaries
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2012, 03:31:05 am »
LOL ;D :D ;D
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Re: Men DO remember Anniversaries
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2012, 07:07:29 am »
LMBO  :o   :D  :D  :D
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Re: Men DO remember Anniversaries
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2012, 10:21:44 am »
LOL ;D

Offline Rapid Roger

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Re: Men DO remember Anniversaries
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2012, 10:50:07 am »
OMG!!!  :o  And we just celebrated our 43rd annaversary!  :'(  I would have had 23 years of freedom by now.
 :'(......... :D :D :D ;D ;)

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Re: Men DO remember Anniversaries
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2012, 12:12:05 pm »
Wow Rog....would have been 35 for me ???
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Re: Men DO remember Anniversaries
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2012, 11:56:47 pm »
 :D :D :D
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Re: Men DO remember Anniversaries
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2012, 01:08:35 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D

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