The Toilet Seat

[slowcutter]

If this doesn't get a laugh out of you, nothing will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE TOILET SEAT

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take
care of another matter before she returned.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.
We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.
Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).
Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
I just never saw one mounted and framed."

[newfie]

LOL that is funny

[rob roy]

Hi slowcutter, that is hilarious. I just hope the E R doc got to the SEAT of the problem. I also hope your good lady suffered no ill effects and she isn't feeling flushed LOL.
Rob Roy.

[cdrover(Clyde)]

Sounds too original not to be true. I hope she got "un-seated" ok. 

[Russ C]

LMBO     

That was a stinky, I mean sticky situation. I hope everything came OUT alright. I bet she continues to be the but of a lot of jokes. 

[dirts]

My father used to always say never throw away an old broken toilet seat when you can use it for a picture frame.

[wombatie]

I feel sooooooo sorry for your wife, the fact that I have tears from laughing so much makes me think that maybe she is used to this if your are always telling people of her plight.

Marg