Scented candles for men

[jscott2]

It seems in this day and time you can?t go into an area dominated by a woman without detecting the ?aroma? (odorous terribilis) of some kind of bizarre scented candle. Everything from ?Boysenberry Vanilla Potpourri? to ?Spice Orange Jasmine Chocolate?. Sometimes it gives me a headache!

Well, it?s about time men had their own scented candles. Below you will find a few scents men would appreciate.

SCENTED CANDLES FOR MEN

?62 Chevy truck ? Interior and Exhaust
Gunpowder
Wet Dog (only if it?s your own dog)
Frying Bacon (actually, a lot of different fried foods)
Wood Smoke
Chainsaw Exhaust
Freshly Caught Bass
Ozone (arc welder, of course)
Acetylene
Freshly Moved Dirt
Sale Barn
Silage
Sawdust
New Tires
Hot Metal
3 Year Old Baseball Cap
Ammonia Fertilizer (light, of course)
Burning Grass or Leaves
Alfalfa
Firecrackers
Latex Paint

[Marcellarius]

there's quit i few i like!!!

i missed one of my favorites: the diesel fuel,

when can we buy them?

[dirts]

Aphrodisiacs that will drive the women crazy.  A mans got to make sure its that special night to light those candles.  Woo Wee. Those are some real attention getters. You missed one scent and thats the honeymoon is over scented candle or when your not on the saw.  Wood dust Scent.  The possibilities are endless and just thinking about new scents has opened new doors and windows of opportunity.  Boy before a man puts a flame to the wick he better have his Paisley trapdoor long johns with the feet on them for the action thats about to happen.

[Al W]

Some good ones in there.    How about black powder - after you shoot?   Love it.

[J,Hamilton]

Liquid Smoke cologne will be a wonderful finishing touch.

[mrsn]

I agree with Marcellarius, diesel should make the list

[chief]

What about used gear oil?  You will have the smell for months.

[chelcass]

How about:

fresh cut grass
the interior of a brand new car....ahhhhh that leather smell

[stipes]

+1 on Chainsaw exhaust. Nothing like smelling a 2 stroke in the morning!