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Offline iggygiles

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The new girlfriend.
« on: February 24, 2012, 03:54:30 am »
          A young man took his new blonde girlfriend out for the night, cinema and a few drinks etc then on the way home ?as you do, pulled up in a quiet lane and after a quick fumbling session said to her, ?Get in the back?. ?NO?. She replied. ?Oh go on, get in the back?.  He asked again. ?NO?. She said again sharply. ?Why not, he asked, I thought you liked me?. ?Oh I do she said, I think you are really cute, that's why I want to stay in the front with you?.   
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Re: The new girlfriend.
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2012, 05:00:26 am »
 ;D ;D ;D
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

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Re: The new girlfriend.
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2012, 06:54:10 am »
Ok, that one had a lot of corn with it LOL.  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: The new girlfriend.
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2012, 10:12:37 am »
G R O A N E R ! ! !
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: The new girlfriend.
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2012, 10:20:51 am »
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The new girlfriend.
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2012, 12:37:48 pm »
I think we need a corn cob icon here!
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Re: The new girlfriend.
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2012, 11:58:52 pm »
Oooh Iggy.............. :)

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Re: The new girlfriend.
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2012, 03:42:07 am »
     Yes it was a bit wet, my dad told me that and he died 40 years ago lol
Frustration is the food of invention.

 

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