Dan Dan Dan, I thought being a plumber you would have figured it out!?
Smash and trim some 1/4" copper tubing (2 pieces) to fit the electrical socket. Wrap each one with duct tape for insulation then wrap them both together with duct tape so they don't flop around separately. Shave the other end of the tubing to attach to the light bulb. Plug in!
Uhm, when the smoke clears I might have a better look at what happened!
I hear sirens! Sure hope no one is in trouble!