See you at the river

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HYMN # 365


This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Smile - life is too short not to!!

 If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.

See you at the river !!



 

[jason03151980]

hahah thats a good one lol

[Marcellarius]

LOL, great!!! 

next to the greatness of this joke you named one of my great hymns.
I like the version of my favorite artist most .
so for those of you who don't know the song here it is

[Keefie]

anyone know which river it was, I want to go there lol

[Russ C]

Yes, we'll gather at the river,
   the beautiful, the beautiful river;
   gather with the saints at the river
   that flows of alcohol.  

Yes, once you drink at the river,
        the beautiful, the beautiful river;
   drink with the saints at the river
        And no worries you will have at all. 

Sorry, couldn't resist.      

[termite]

beautiful song. loved the flute

[wombatie]

  LMBO.

Marg