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ChuckD

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Getting Old
« on: January 20, 2012, 12:01:51 am »
This is my neighbor.....

She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my family room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, ?I just got home, and I am so lonely ! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight??

I immediately replied, ?Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!?

Then she said, ?Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
 
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Offline BilltheDiver

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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2012, 12:22:14 am »
I represent that remark!
Very cute.  I interrupted my wife's tv watching to read it to her.
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2012, 01:03:50 am »
Must show that one to my husband.  :D :D :D :D

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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2012, 04:13:02 am »
That is the sort of thing that would happen to me lol ;D
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2012, 06:28:52 am »
LMBO from excitement to disappointment in 2 seconds.  ::)  ::)  ::)
« Last Edit: January 20, 2012, 03:00:47 pm by Russ C »
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J,Hamilton

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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2012, 06:44:44 am »
That would be my luck.
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ChuckD

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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2012, 01:13:58 pm »
Hey folks, who said it was not a true story?  Hummmmmm  :(
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2012, 07:16:12 pm »
Hi Chuck, that's the kind of story I used to get from my wife when WE HAD A DOG.
Rob Roy.
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2012, 08:50:18 pm »
They usually asked me to "Cat sit"!

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Offline Gabby

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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2012, 02:36:22 am »
Hey Chuck it was better with the photo of the neighbor. LOL
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J,Hamilton

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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2012, 10:15:32 pm »
I think I would have the same feeling at any age.
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2012, 12:29:51 am »
JH
just was looking at your quote,

".There are two things over which you have complete authority, dominion and control: your mind and your mouth."
- Molefi Asante

I agree totally, too bad so many don't exercise either option!
I've been guilty too on occasion.

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J,Hamilton

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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2012, 12:33:52 am »
I'm guilty as well from time to time. My job helps me in this endeavor though as I deal with the general public on a continuous basis. Then again, open mouth and insert foot situations are bound to happen.
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