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Offline GrayBeard

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"Senior Texting"
« on: January 06, 2012, 12:08:15 pm »
Texting for Seniors

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your text messages

ATD - At The Doctor's
BFF - Best Friend Fainted
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered By Medicare
CGU - Can't get up
CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWB - Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living On Lipitor
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Offline Russ C

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Re: "Senior Texting"
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2012, 12:28:05 pm »
LMBO, I wiil have to remember a few of those.  :D  :D  :D
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Re: "Senior Texting"
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2012, 01:57:09 pm »
lol, I could use a few of those.
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Re: "Senior Texting"
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2012, 04:29:26 pm »
This cracked me up.  But what about OMG?  Outta My Geritol, maybe?
« Last Edit: January 06, 2012, 04:31:07 pm by Unknotted »
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Re: "Senior Texting"
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2012, 07:30:13 pm »
Hi GrayBeard, thanks for giving me a good laugh.From your FWB.
Rob Roy.
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Re: "Senior Texting"
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2012, 07:38:57 pm »
Hi again GrayBeard, FTM LOL.
Rob Roy.
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Re: "Senior Texting"
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2012, 08:56:23 pm »
LOL. GB you always got something up your sleeve for a good laugh..
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Offline wombatie

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Re: "Senior Texting"
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2012, 01:55:26 am »
Brilliant.   :D :D :D

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Offline GrayBeard

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Re: "Senior Texting"
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2012, 02:00:06 am »
That is only "A" thru "L"!

How about some additional acronyms!

~~~GB~~~
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Re: "Senior Texting"
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2012, 05:10:08 am »
great GB, thanks for a laugh
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