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« on: December 01, 2011, 02:34:23 pm »
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a female.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag the chubby man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost...

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Re: Christmas Information
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2011, 03:07:12 pm »
Yep!  Any questions who the superior being is????   LOL
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2011, 03:15:46 pm »
Yeah, female Reindeer!!!

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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2011, 07:39:35 pm »
Santa's Reindeer do not conform to the normal type. Come on, they can fly! So who's to say they can have there antlers all year long. No way they are female. LMBO  ::)  ::)  ::)
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2011, 10:48:54 pm »
Judging from the view over that long ride, I bet Santa knows for sure!  Besides, does Rudolph sound feminine or Donner, Blitzen, Dasher, Comet?
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Re: Christmas Information
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2011, 11:03:19 pm »
Yeah, some women have antlers, others have horns.
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Re: Christmas Information
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2011, 01:11:09 am »
I have the horns and I get lost regularly.   :-* :-*

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Re: Christmas Information
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2011, 11:43:32 am »
I think a lot of women get lost driving a car or walking in the forest, so flying to every house in every city all over the world in one night.....
i doubt if the are girls.....

but then again, every time you think you know or understand women they totally surprise you.....  8)
so they could be girls.....::)
« Last Edit: December 02, 2011, 11:45:56 am by Marcellarius »
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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2011, 12:47:17 pm »
I don't think they are females. There isn't a female in the world that can get anything done in one day. They would want to stop and visit at every house and that could take a year for Santa to get finished.

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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2011, 07:12:41 pm »
you boys better be careful!

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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2011, 12:59:13 am »
Careful!  The teacher's watching. ;D
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2011, 07:09:42 am »
Just got off the phone with Santa. He confirmed that all his Reindeer are males and they keep their antlers year round. They have to be, he would never get anything done if the all started PMS-ing at the same time.  ::)  ::)  ::)
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