Bless her little heart.....How sweet........
The secret to long life...
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:,
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
?I couldn?t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret??
?I smoke ten cigars a day,? she said.
?Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don?t exercise at all.?
?That is absolutely amazing! How old are you??
?Forty,? she replied
