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Offline slowcutter

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eating out
« on: November 05, 2011, 12:06:58 am »


A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken
Surprise',

The waitress brings the meal, served in a lidded pot.



Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly And she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
before the Lid slams back down.


'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she
Asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises,
And he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.


Rather perturbed, he calls the waitress over, explains what is happening,
And demands an explanation..

'Please sir,' says the waitress,, 'what you order?'


The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'



You're going to love this...................
 
 


You're going to hate yourself for loving this!................




'Ah! So sorry,' says the waitress , 'I bring you Peeking Duck'
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Re: eating out
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2011, 12:25:03 am »
GROOOOOOOAN!!!

But funny!

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Re: eating out
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2011, 12:34:14 am »
THat was bad.    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: eating out
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2011, 01:45:00 am »
 ::) ::) ::) But oh so funny.  :D :D :D

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Re: eating out
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2011, 04:55:16 am »
LOL  :D ;D :D
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Re: eating out
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2011, 05:42:39 am »
That one had a whole barrel of corn with the duck. LOL  :D
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Re: eating out
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2011, 05:51:48 am »
 ;D :D ;D
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Re: eating out
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2011, 08:01:20 am »
 ::) ::)  AAAAARRRRRRUUUUGGGGGG!!!! 

It is funny, I will send it on....

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Re: eating out
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2011, 11:01:32 am »
Well, I like it. Corny, but I like it. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: eating out
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2011, 11:56:54 pm »
Dan26
It may be corny but we need to keep those flatland corn growers going. ::)
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