5 rules for men to have a happy life!

[GrayBeard]

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

[golfman]

I like those rules LOL

[cherie]

I see a couple of guys need to be slapped around here.  LOL

[Judy Hunter]

Hey GB
 Can you handle  4 women, keeping track them could be a problem. HA!

[Bill P]

I'll bet at least one of them would want the remote.

Bill

[dgman]

I'm staying out of this one!

[wombatie]

No man can keep track of anything Judy they are forever losing things, so they would start off with 4 and in no time they will be wondering where they had left them.  LOL

Marg

[Marcellarius]

funny, 

but I don't need number 5..... 

found an other way to skip that problem and still have a happy life

found all that qualities in one woman and married her 24 years ago!!! 

[alien11]

funny, 

but I don't need number 5..... 

found an other way to skip that problem and still have a happy life

found all that qualities in one woman and married her 24 years ago!!! 

Marcellarius:

You are indeed a VERY lucky man.


or

Your wife reads this forum 

[cherie]

Marcellus is playing it safe.  "good boy Marcel"  LOL

[Marcellarius]

Marcellus is playing it safe.  "good boy Marcel"  LOL

she doesn't read the forum, so no safe playing here.
just 24 years well trained..... hahaha

[mrsn]

Marcel, Can she give me any tips on getting a man trained so well?

[Marcellarius]

Marcel, Can she give me any tips on getting a man trained so well?

Marcel, Can she give me any tips on getting a man trained so well?

just do the first 4 rules and he will be as putty/clay in your hands....   

[Gabby]

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

It also helps if they all share the same name and initials and wear the same clothes.  LOL

23 years and well trained too. I won't tell you how many went before I found a good trainer though!
Gabby