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Offline GrayBeard

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The NEW organist...
« on: October 03, 2011, 02:47:42 pm »
The minister was  preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to  ask the congregation to come up with more money  than they were expecting for repairs to the church  building.
Therefore, he was annoyed to find that  the regular organist was sick and a substitute had  been brought in at the last minute.
The substitute  wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of  the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll  have to think of something to play after I make  the announcement about the finances."

During  the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the  roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and  we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star  Spangled Banner."
And that is how the substitute became the regular  organist!
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Re: The NEW organist...
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2011, 03:52:46 pm »
might work in our church too--Thanks for the chuckle--Richard aka thumbs ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The NEW organist...
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2011, 05:12:06 pm »
 ::)  ::)  ::) that had a little corn in it, but it was funny to.  ;)
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