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Offline Gabby

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Just for GB
« on: September 27, 2011, 02:01:40 pm »
 Church Fart
This says it all...about getting older &
the whole aging thing.

An elderly couple are attending church services.. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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Re: Just for GB
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2011, 05:20:35 pm »
Ol' Timer...you have to pay more attention!

I posted that same joke several months ago...BUT I still had a chuckle!!!

Thanks...

~~~GB~~~
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Re: Just for GB
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2011, 06:09:04 pm »
Yep, I remember. I told it to my wife and she LHBO.  :)
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Re: Just for GB
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2011, 10:26:55 pm »
its still good the second time

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Re: Just for GB
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2011, 01:51:19 am »
Yeh seen it a dozen times but still brings a smile to the dial
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Re: Just for GB
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2011, 05:03:04 am »
Well at least you know I'm thinking of you!
So there. LOL  My memory is almost as long as

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Take care GB
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Re: Just for GB
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2011, 12:22:50 am »
Thats OK Gabby its called a seniors moment.LOL Oh and the joke was funny too.  LOL

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Re: Just for GB
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2011, 12:24:36 am »
Thank you my Dear.
I think?   ;D
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