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the cockoo clock
« on: September 23, 2011, 09:00:27 am »
        Why females should avoid a girls' night out after they are married....
        If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour.
        The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
        I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'     
        Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
        Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home..
        Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
        Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
        I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
        (Even  when totally smashed ... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
        The next  morning my husband asked me what time I got in,  I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
        Whew,  I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need  a new cuckoo clock.'
        When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three  times, then said 'oh $&#%.' Cuckooed 4 more  times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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Re: the cockoo clock
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2011, 09:59:29 am »
yep! I laughed and scared the bird HA!!
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2011, 10:05:18 am »
LOL thats a good one


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Re: the cockoo clock
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2011, 10:40:49 am »
ROFLMBO, the best one I have heard in a while.  :D
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2011, 10:49:51 am »
Glad you warned me! I just cleaned my monitor yesterday and i would have had to get coffee off it again!

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Re: the cockoo clock
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2011, 11:16:17 am »
LOL!!! great one...
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still laughing

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Re: the cockoo clock
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2011, 03:33:30 pm »
That's funny Richard! ;D
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2011, 04:11:37 pm »
gotta good laugh at that one thanks Richard!

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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2011, 07:59:31 pm »
 ;D LOL... oh my oh my... Sheila

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Re: the cockoo clock
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2011, 11:35:20 pm »
Good one Thumbs, I laughed at it and then laughed some more at all the responses, especially Judy's.
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2011, 11:40:12 pm »
I wonder if Judy's bird is a cookoo??????????

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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2011, 01:02:38 am »
That's a loaded question. Maybe she's like the rest of us and IS a little COO KOO!
LOL
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Re: the cockoo clock
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2011, 03:17:41 am »
Well I haven't lost my sense of humour, I'm still laughing.  :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2011, 08:17:03 am »
OOhhh!  Tears rolling down my face at that one!!

Too funny!!!!

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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2011, 06:26:41 pm »
My wife even laughed at that one!  :)
Usually she just walks away.

 

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